the dark knight rises has been cut to 3 hours
we need to work out a bottle-strapped-to-leg-with-funnel peeing system
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Why am I bothering to go in it is 2 hours and then I have to walk home after and that takes an hour and it’s so hot and my sunburn is making me want to rip my back and shoulders off and I can’t find any shirts without unfortunately placed miss ing buttons
Learn from my mistakes kids dont ever leave the comfort of your own home or you will be lying in bed at 1:38 with your back covered in wet tissue even though the relief only lasted like 3 seconds
pulled my bag over from halfway across the room to see what lessons I have tomorrow to find that my timetable was already next to me
life is so hard
300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order)
106. Back to the Future (1985)
“I’ve never seen purple underwear before!”
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